Dog Wisdom 101

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. ~Anonymous

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. ~Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ~Mark Twain

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret